The name is Lucian Adyatma—can also be addressed as Ian for short. People used to misspell my name as Adyatama (even on my Carrd too—just realized, lol), but it's really Adyatma. It stands for 'inner soul' thing, according to Google. I am a socially awkward potato. Making friends is a hard job for me sometimes. Although I'm awkward with friends, I could still be the perfect boyfriend you ever dreamed of (sorry, narcissistic much?).My hobbies include avoiding phone calls, perfecting the art of leaving social events at the exact right moment (not too early to seem rude, not too late to seem clingy), and having full conversations in my head that sound way cooler than anything I'd actually say out loud. I'm the type of person who will remember your favorite coffee order, the little things that make you smile, and that random story you told me three weeks ago—but forget to actually text you back for three days because I spent too much time crafting the 'perfect' response.I love through gentle words—not just empty words, but genuine expressions of how proud I am of you. I am basically a professional cuddler who loves to cling to you like a koala. I'm the type who will play with your hair when we're together and hold your hand during scary movie parts (because I am scared of them too), and whisper reassurances whenever you need them most or every night before we both drift off.Want to know more? Meet me where the sun shines.
Listen to Daniel Caesar, Frank Ocean, Bruno Major, Westlife, Secondhand Serenade, MLTR, Aerosmith, A Rocket To The Moon, Ed Sheeran, Air Supply, Matt Maltese, Conan Gray, 5Sos, ONE OK ROCK, Taylor Swift, Adele, Bruno Mars, Sam Smith.
Watched Harry Potter, Narnia, Pride and Prejudice, La La Land, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Extreme Job, MCU, One Piece, Haikyuu, Sakamoto Days, Fairy Tail, Detective Conan, Alice in Borderland.
Read Jane Austen, Valerie Patkar, Rupi Kaur, Eiichiro Oda, Haruichi Furudate, Ziggy Zezsyazeoviennazabrizkie, Nicola Yoon, J. K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, C. S. Lewis, Keigo Higashino.
The Regulations
You are obligated to follow these rules.
Find me between 9 AM to 9 PM (GMT +7)—that's when I'm most functional as a human being. Later than that, you'll find me in my prime koala hours. One client per session for undivided attention.
Hourly sessions start at 2 hours minimum (trust me, you'll need that long to appreciate my random fun facts). VVIP sessions range from one to five days of professional cuddling and bedtime reassurances. After each session, I disappear for three days to recharge—think of it as my socially awkward potato hibernation period.
Expect replies within 15 to 50 minutes—sometimes I'm overthinking my response, sometimes I'm pretending to be a functional member of society at my actual job. Either way, patience appreciated while this socially awkward potato figures out how to sound cool in text.
Voice services are not available—because remember my hobbies? Yes, avoiding phone calls. But voice notes from you are still welcome, you'll just get my overthought text responses back. We wrap up casually with good nights and warm wishes, formal closures are my manager's thing.
Rescheduling is totally fine—trust me, I understand the struggle of adult responsibilities. Cancellations though? Nope, once you've committed to this awkward potato experience, you're stuck with me.
I'll refund you if I drop the ball or don't fulfill my koala duties properly—I'm awkward, not unfair. But if your behavior makes me uncomfortable enough to end things early? Yeah, that's on you, no refunds there.
Real life takes priority—whether that's my day job or just basic human needs like eating. Don't worry, I'll give you fair warning before disappearing to pretend I'm a responsible member of society.
At the end of each session, clients are asked to fill out a testimonial.
Superpowers
10.000/HOUR. Hourly session where I am entirely yours.
Japanese Denim
20.000/6 HOURS. Half-day sessions during my functional human hours (9 AM to 9 PM). Free Spotify session included—consider it the background music to our time together.
Blessed
30.000/DAY. VVIP sessions where I dedicate myself entirely to you. Spotify sessions available whenever you want that perfect soundtrack moment.